Blow bubbles and beg mom to take a picture of you.....
Entertain yourself while mom attempts to clean by filling your trains with hair elastics ..
...and turning the cleaning supplies into a long train tunnel
Play/torment the puppy who just inherited a new binkie from a 2 month old infant via the 5 paw discount at play group...(they didn't want it back....weird!)
And read books in the buff. That's what you do when your 3, because you can.