Ethan and Beckham were putting dishes away today, when Beckham decided to start sword fighting with the steak knives. Because I was facing the sink I didn't see this and Ethan told me that I should get mad at Beckham for being so dangerous.
I turned around and told Becks that he could never play with knives, and for the scare factor I told him that if he ever took a knife to school they would throw him in jail.
Ethan reinforced that by telling him I was right. And then he thought for a second and said, "Unless you are a sword performer doing tricks for an assembly at school. Then it's ok."
Beckham got a great big Lego set for Christmas. Kerry told him he was doing such a great job - in fact, the box says that it's for kids 7 and above, and Becks is only 6. Beckham irritated says to him, "Don't you mean, 7 and UP?"