Goldfish Lesson

This morning at the garden store, Becks and I were looking at the big Japanese Goldfish in the water gardens.  As he was admiring the big silver one, he asked me -  or rather TOLD me that the fish had to have swimming lessons to learn how to swim.  I said "They do?" and he confirmed confidently that yes, they do.  Forced into agreement, I told him that yes, they probably did, but asked him who he thought would be their teacher?  

He said "Jesus!"